Knox Hall Suicide

***WARNING***: WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT MAY OCCUR
AS A RESULT OF INGESTING THIS DRINK.
THIS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT PARALYSIS,
BRAIN DAMAGE OR INSTANTANEOUS DEATH.

Mixing Instructions: Take all of the fluids, dump into a large bucket, mix well with a wooden spoon, and dispense evenly among friends in highball glasses. Note: Keep bucket close by in case of accidental upheaval.